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[–] Havald@lemmy.world 62 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Oh my god I should do that. Just hire some actors and rent an Airbnb.

[–] MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 27 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Looking to hire some actors, you say?

[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

Down Margot! This is my time to shine.

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 months ago

at first I didn't even read the username but thought, "yep, sounds like an actor to me."

[–] LukeMedia@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'm sorry but it would be too unbelievable. Unless I was going for barbie wife

[–] MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

But the situational absurdity, the unbelievability, is what makes it funny. Like me moderating an Android community on a niche tech forum. It's hilarious.

[–] LukeMedia@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

That's very true, would definitely add to the shock and confusion!

[–] RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml 48 points 11 months ago

This is my sister and our parents who perfected a sacred tibetan age regression technique.

[–] Thteven@lemmy.world 19 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"Work wife" is a terrible thing to do to someone.

[–] adeoxymus@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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