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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 66 points 1 year ago
[–] ranoss@lemmy.world 41 points 1 year ago (2 children)

“Doctor! Set course and go to warp !” “Yes doctor!” “Doctor! Doctor reports trouble with the starboard nacel!” “We’ll tell the doctor I need that fixed yesterday!” “Damnit doctor, I’m a doctor not that doctor, you hailed medbay by mistake”

[–] eaterofclowns@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I don't get it why would you staff a ship with a bunch of dilithium miners.

[–] TubeTalkerX@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Weren’t they the bad guys in Star Trek XI?

[–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why would children be the bad guys?

[–] alekwithak@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

He must be thinking of ST: Galaxy Quest

[–] OurTragicUniverse@kbin.social 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I didn't realise how much I was relying on his (lack of) hairline to recognise him, till I got to the bottom row and couldn't figure out who the guy in the middle was.

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] MrPoopyButthole@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

I'd love to hear what his voice sounded like back then

[–] blunderworld@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

This crew would spend all day in self-aggrandizing presentations and would never get anything else done.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 18 points 1 year ago

"To know him, is to love him. To love him, is to know him. Those that knew him, loved him. And those that loved him..."

[–] ares35@kbin.social 13 points 1 year ago

"end emergency starship crew holographic program"

[–] CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

🤦 Picard

💁 Picardo!

[–] verity_kindle@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Don't forget a floater, for when he has to detail over to Cheyenne Mountain. He's the only effective middle manager the Federation has for the SG project, expect him to be gone for at least 180 days. EDIT: that wig...that ain't right. That's a dollar store wig, but even if it weren't, it just looks wrong on that well crafted dome. Let your dome shine!

[–] Psaldorn@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Imagine the ship choir though 🤌

[–] porthos@startrek.website 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That would be the saltiest ship ever.

[–] negativenull@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

Salty enough to cure pork

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

That crew don't need a doctor.

[–] negativenull@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago
[–] Bebo@literature.cafe 5 points 1 year ago

He's my favourite on Voyager along with Janeway.

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

It's Coach Cutlip!

[–] loopedcandle@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 1 year ago

Security should have been his First Contact cameo.

[–] Venicon@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 year ago

This is beautiful. I’ve been staring at it for 4 hours now.

[–] Thisfox@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 year ago

He is the best.

No wait, second best. Q is the best!

But close second.

[–] Kepabar@startrek.website 3 points 1 year ago

Y'all joke, but we pretty much had this with the La Sirena in Picard.

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

There's two rolls that hologram cannot fill though; a quirky accent and a redshirt.

[–] Odinkirk@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 1 year ago

That's one minor step away from a Von Neumann probe.