Security
this post was submitted on 31 Oct 2023
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.
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“Doctor! Set course and go to warp !” “Yes doctor!” “Doctor! Doctor reports trouble with the starboard nacel!” “We’ll tell the doctor I need that fixed yesterday!” “Damnit doctor, I’m a doctor not that doctor, you hailed medbay by mistake”
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I don't get it why would you staff a ship with a bunch of dilithium miners.
Weren’t they the bad guys in Star Trek XI?
Why would children be the bad guys?
He must be thinking of ST: Galaxy Quest
I didn't realise how much I was relying on his (lack of) hairline to recognise him, till I got to the bottom row and couldn't figure out who the guy in the middle was.
There was a time.
I'd love to hear what his voice sounded like back then
This crew would spend all day in self-aggrandizing presentations and would never get anything else done.
"To know him, is to love him. To love him, is to know him. Those that knew him, loved him. And those that loved him..."
"end emergency starship crew holographic program"
🤦 Picard
💁 Picardo!
Don't forget a floater, for when he has to detail over to Cheyenne Mountain. He's the only effective middle manager the Federation has for the SG project, expect him to be gone for at least 180 days. EDIT: that wig...that ain't right. That's a dollar store wig, but even if it weren't, it just looks wrong on that well crafted dome. Let your dome shine!
Imagine the ship choir though 🤌
That would be the saltiest ship ever.
Salty enough to cure pork
That crew don't need a doctor.
He's my favourite on Voyager along with Janeway.
It's Coach Cutlip!
Security should have been his First Contact cameo.
This is beautiful. I’ve been staring at it for 4 hours now.
He is the best.
No wait, second best. Q is the best!
But close second.
Y'all joke, but we pretty much had this with the La Sirena in Picard.
There's two rolls that hologram cannot fill though; a quirky accent and a redshirt.
That's one minor step away from a Von Neumann probe.