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[–] essell@lemmy.world 49 points 6 days ago (9 children)

Monty Python Quest for the holy grail.

Every character, every scene

[–] Brave_Sir_Robin@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Never seen it

I was going to say Life of Brian, also extremely quotable

[–] damdy@lemm.ee 16 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I think this is the correct answer, at least in English language.

From the top of my head in roughly the right order:

Tis but a flesh wound You're father smells of elderberries We want...a shrubbery Watery tarts throwing swords at people is no basis for a government She turned me into a newt On second thoughts, it's a silly place Bravely bravely ran away You have to know these things when you're a king you know

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[–] christian@lemmy.ml 8 points 6 days ago

It took growing up to get it, but I love the scene where the peasant is explaining to King Arthur that strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is a terrible basis for a system of governance.

[–] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I thought the last scene was a bit of a cop out.

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[–] my_iqzero@lemmy.ml 28 points 6 days ago (7 children)
[–] digdilem@lemmy.ml 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)

"Surely you can't be serious."

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

I am serious, and don’t call me Shirley.

[–] MummifiedClient5000@feddit.dk 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] folaht@lemmy.ml 9 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

It's a vehicle with wings large enough that it can fly, but that's not important right now.

[–] GreatRam@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

What's the clearance Clarence?

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

When Kramer hears about this, the shits gonna hit the fan.

[–] jonesey71@lemmus.org 3 points 5 days ago

I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue.

The hospital? What is it?

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[–] coaxil@lemm.ee 23 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The Princess bride, no question!

[–] MummifiedClient5000@feddit.dk 4 points 5 days ago

Inconceivable!

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

In French it s between Astérix mission Cleopatre and la cité de la peur

[–] SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 days ago (2 children)
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[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 12 points 6 days ago (3 children)
[–] Professorozone@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

LOL. "Let's get out of here before one of those things gets Guy." Cracks me up every time.

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)
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[–] MrsDoyle@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Oh I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?

Aw man, I shot Marvin in the face.

You know what they call a quarter pounder in Paris?

And you will know that I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.

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[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 6 days ago

I have several ol' reliables:

Grandma's Boy: "high score? What's that mean?"

Snatch: "when you're in reverse, things tend to come from behind ya."

Tombstone: "i got two guns, one for each of ya."

Big Lebowski: "he's a good man Jeffrey. And thorough."

There's more, but those are probably my most quoted.

[–] HexagonSun@sh.itjust.works 15 points 6 days ago (5 children)

Ghostbusters:

  • Back off man - I’m a scientist 

  • Listen! You smell something?

  • What about the Twinkie?

  • Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!

  • Yes it’s true, this man has no dick

  • Ok, so… she’s a dog

  • When someone asks you if you’re a god, you say yes!

  • Aim for the flat top!

  • Cross the streams

…and much much more

[–] dave@feddit.uk 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

'Get her!'--that was your whole plan?

[–] HexagonSun@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 days ago

Janine, someone with your qualifications would have no trouble finding a top-flight job in either the food service or housekeeping industries.

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[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 14 points 6 days ago (3 children)
[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Well that's just like, your opinion, man.

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[–] blackstrat@lemmy.fwgx.uk 5 points 6 days ago

Nobody fucks with the Jesus

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[–] geneva_convenience@lemmy.ml 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 8 points 5 days ago

Well that’s just, like, your opinion, man.

[–] Kng@feddit.rocks 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)
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[–] tomi000@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago
[–] isyasad@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

A lot of quotes from the Batman Dark Knight have become pretty common lingo or at least widely recognized, like "not the hero we deserve but the one we need" or "you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain" or even "some people just want to watch the world burn" or "it's not about the money, it's about sending a message", maybe also popularizing the whole "immovable object vs unstoppable force" etc.

[–] CiderApplenTea@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago
[–] tiefling@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

Star Wars

Any of them (except maybe the sequels)

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[–] Alenalda@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

Dumb and dumber

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