I don't know anything about baseball, so I guess I'll be the goalkeeper
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Don't go out like that; you can be the relief kicker
Either a wing forward or a hooker, I'm really outta practice with my tackles but reckon I'd do good in a scrum.
Oh I'm changing my mind, I'm a hooker now too
I would invent a new position called “marijuana enthusiast” and play that
Ah, yes, the sub about actual trees.
This position though would be about actual marijuana. Maybe some trees too. Cool pretty ones.
It's baseball rules, so you gotta chew it like dip.
Im the water person going around making sure everyone is doing alright and getting people stuff they need
drunken parent backseat coaching
'I'M SORRY, I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA'
tripping down the bleachers, yelling incoherently about "YOU NEED TO RUN THE BALL. YOU FUCKING IDIOT, LET ME IN THERE"
First base because I’m big and don’t like moving but I can catch.
First base is usually one of the more athletic players