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[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I don't know anything about baseball, so I guess I'll be the goalkeeper

[–] propter_hog@hexbear.net 1 points 2 months ago

Don't go out like that; you can be the relief kicker

[–] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Either a wing forward or a hooker, I'm really outta practice with my tackles but reckon I'd do good in a scrum.

[–] propter_hog@hexbear.net 1 points 2 months ago

Oh I'm changing my mind, I'm a hooker now too

[–] Carcharodonna@hexbear.net 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I would invent a new position called “marijuana enthusiast” and play that

[–] propter_hog@hexbear.net 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ah, yes, the sub about actual trees.

[–] Carcharodonna@hexbear.net 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This position though would be about actual marijuana. Maybe some trees too. Cool pretty ones.

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 1 points 2 months ago

It's baseball rules, so you gotta chew it like dip.

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Im the water person going around making sure everyone is doing alright and getting people stuff they need

[–] Kuori@hexbear.net 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

drunken parent backseat coaching

[–] Future_Honkey@hexbear.net 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

'I'M SORRY, I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA'

[–] Kuori@hexbear.net 1 points 2 months ago

tripping down the bleachers, yelling incoherently about "YOU NEED TO RUN THE BALL. YOU FUCKING IDIOT, LET ME IN THERE"

[–] Stolen_Stolen_Valor@hexbear.net 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

First base because I’m big and don’t like moving but I can catch.

[–] propter_hog@hexbear.net 1 points 2 months ago

First base is usually one of the more athletic players

[–] deforestgump@hexbear.net 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)