but, raw onion is just fucking good. why would you need to troll somebody into eating it?
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Are you eating onion like a fuckin apple? Btw the skin has the most testo boost
Btw the skin has the most testo boost
This is misinformation.
Everyone knows that you get the biggest boost to testosterone by leaving the onions until they start to degrade; yes, this is the point when the chemicals that make you cry are strongest, but if you can hold back the tears then you get +50 testosterone.
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I legit used to work with a lady who would do that. Her dad trolled her with an onion he told her was a weird apple as a kid. She loved it and just kept eating them. She was an interesting individual. In the best way.
Oh yeah and if you rub it in the arm pits you get to make both your skin and the onion testo boost stronger
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I like raw onion but it doesn't like me :(
Same, but I power through anyways
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Except, A lot of people eat raw onions. On salads and sandwiches. Sometime I caramelize some onions and put them on a sandwich along with raw onions. I guess they cancel out when I do that ;)
Pickled red onions are one of my top sandwich toppings. Easy to make and so goddam good.
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Don't forget about pico de gallo. Raw onion, tomato, jalapeño, cilantro, lime juice, and salt. And that's just one of many Mexican foods that use raw onion.
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Back in my day you wore them on your belt.
Omfg I have a friend who claims he just loves eating raw onions and I know why now 🤯😂
And perhaps that explains why a colleague of mine is eating onions.
Couldn't it just be that they taste great?
Or are they eating them whole like an apple? That seems extreme.
Was actually deciding between posting here or posting on chaoticgood.
Personally, I think Satan (well, Lucifer) is the perfect embodiment of chaotic good
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Why would someone care about their testosterone levels? If it's causing a problem shouldn't you are a doctor. If it's not then there is no problem in the first place.
Because an entire generation of online grigters convinced people that "big testo good, small testo bad". The same people who think baldness is a sign of low testoteron or that thin men have low t.
Isn't baldness literally linked to high testosterone?
These are the same people that think Joe rogan is smart.
Because he has such thick hair.
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It's one of the four humours of brodom.
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The modern internet in a single image.
I'm a bit skeptical of Twitter Verified posters though. Makes me think jeeba made that up for Twitter engagement… I guess that’s fitting, too.
So like, did he compose entire fake studies for a laugh or are there real scientific studies out there about the effects of raw onion on testosterone
People will believe anything so long as you sound authoritative enough and if people don't reason about it enough. It applies to everyone even me
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Jeeba is a Nazi apologist
Ooof. I should have known and blurred out their name. Or at least, just assume anyone on Twitter is a Nazi apologist.
Everyone on Twitter is literally a Nazi apologist.
4chan user in nazi association shocker
At least they are just making them eat onions, it's not like it's going to make them sick or anything.
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