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Toilet Task rule (telegra.ph)
submitted 10 months ago by sag@lemm.ee to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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[–] FARTYSHARTBLAST@kbin.social 21 points 10 months ago

If I meditate hard enough I can levitate above the terlit so I remain untouched by the dookiesplash.

Enlightenment sure is bitchin!

[–] variants@possumpat.io 16 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Tongue bidet

[–] moog@lemm.ee 9 points 10 months ago

😛😛😛

[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Only if it moans too.

[–] skulblaka@kbin.social 16 points 10 months ago

Based No Gods No Kings stance

[–] Jakdracula@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago (2 children)

If you toilet was sentient would you want it to crave your body waste or hate you for it?

[–] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 6 points 10 months ago

Crave!

[–] UncleSnakes@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)
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[–] PRUSSIA_x86@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

That's it, none of you are going to heaven! This comment section is a fucking cesspool of degenerates.

[–] Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml 3 points 10 months ago

Gross.

[–] Metal_Zealot@lemmy.ml 8 points 10 months ago

This art style physically hurts me

[–] Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml 8 points 10 months ago

You have some nerve posting this on No Poop November. My intestines are killing me.

[–] lustyargonian@lemm.ee 7 points 10 months ago

Thanks, this makes me feel better for surfing the web for 2 hours until my legs lose all blood.

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 5 points 10 months ago

Rat king

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Drawing of rats with intertwined tails

[–] Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 10 months ago

I have tried all of these.

[–] Something_Complex@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Fear no gods is a different type of living