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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
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  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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And liked watched a movie or something.

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[–] cheers_queers@lemm.ee 2 points 2 days ago

If u do, watch Hurricane Bianca. Its hilarious when smashed

[–] lib1@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

When I get really drunk I tend to just fall asleep but if you can make it through a whole movie drunk then more power to you

[–] SovietBeerTruckOperator@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

My trick is to take a cold shower once the nods start coming in, that wakes you up for some more drinking.

No I don't have a problem.

[–] lib1@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It was less of an issue back when I was slamming Four Lokos. But that came with other problems. I may try the shower. A shower beer sounds nice.

[–] SovietBeerTruckOperator@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It is actually quite refreshing.

But yeah my mixing caffeine and booze days are over. That leads to bad places, like heart palpitations.

[–] lib1@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The palpitations are real. Hope you have a good night, comrade

It's going well so far.