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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] shath@hexbear.net 13 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] DaPorkchop_@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

holy shit it's true, what else have they been keeping from us

[–] shath@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

that this makes them edible

[–] quarrk@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Eat the rich, nutritious lentil soup

[–] shath@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago

eat the rich i-love-not-thinking using the rich as fertiliser for bean very-smart

[–] boiledfrog@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Does that mean cops are a valuable source of non-animal protein?

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Eating cops is the only vegan source of bacon

[–] boiledfrog@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago

Making bio-ethanol from beancops

[–] shath@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago
[–] OgdenTO@hexbear.net 10 points 2 days ago

You'll never take me alive, ya garbanzo!

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

ACAB includes woke beans (cawfee aka proletarian soup)

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago
[–] buh@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago

🎵 Beanis police, arest they/them 🎵

[–] DivineChaos100@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago

But how do i get on the ground if i dont move