Men, what's preventing you to dress like this?
The fact that my girlfriend would die from laughter if I did.
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Life insurance for her, buddy
i dont want my balls squished. and want to be comfortable
Not wanting to look like Douchebag McDouchebagface is what's stopping people from looking like that.
Dudes look like a still image for a gay fashion themed Sims 4 pack
The gays probably have better fashion sense
Real ones know gays mostly wear carharts and dickies
Gay men are disproportionately the victims of this fashion disaster, not the perpetrators stop the stigma
I said this because I spent my teenage years downloading, installing, and abusing such mods.
I was making a joke but it maybe didn't land right oops
They almost look shrink wrapped
I've managed to buy clothes since I left the eighth grade.
Give it about ten years and the popular style will pendulum back to fitted/tight clothing.
Just like it was before the current baggy trend and after the previous baggy trend, which was preceded by another tight trend, which was preceded by another baggy trend, and so on and so on
I wonder how much momentum there is in that pendulum?
I think it started swinging (at least in America) in the 30's. Between the scarcity of the depression and rationing during the war, fashions tended toward minimal. Then in the abundance of the 50's you got big puffy poodle skirts and zoot suits because we finally had a surplus.
They're all wearing leggings of assorted fabrics and styles.
All my trousers are too tight, it's the washing machine I swear
That moment when you have a pair of 36 and 44 waist shorts from the same company and both fit the same. Then you put on a 38 and they fall off your ass and a 40 is to tight. If there was more quality control in clothes I'd probably be a lot more apt to shop
Just wash everything on cold, except if there's a specific stain to remove that needs hot water.
What a bunch of jabronis
What is a jabroni?
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It means 'loser' It comes from the word 'jobber' who is a type of pro wrestler who's role is to lose and make the other guy look strong going in to more meaningful matches. (Synonyms: jabroni, enhancement talent, job guy, carpenter, fall guy) Often these are young wrestlers cutting their teeth in the business. But there are some wrestlers who specialize in the role. Note: some wrestlers (jobbers) find the word 'jobber' to be insulating, insinuating they are in the role due to lack of talent. The term enhancement talent is considered more respectful.
Thank you. TIL.
For anyone outside the UK, this is a Deano.
Junk too big, I'm too fat, and it's a douchy style when taken to the extreme of the photo. Wearing well fit clothes is good, but this is something else.
I regularly have trouble finding pants where the crotch doesn't crush things or make it look like I'm smuggling sausage, the waist is wide enough, and the legs don't look like they're parachutes. Usually settle for two of the three.
What's this? The chess club? Robotics? They look like nerds. Twerps even. Real dorks.
the pants look like they'll rip any second
Yeah, how do they expect to sit.
Guy on the left looks good to me honestly. The other three take it too far for my tastes but Lefty's hot
Testicles descent outside the body for good biological reasons.
Guy in the beige shirt accidentally came out wearing his little brother's face.
I think he threw his clothes in the dryer, then smoothed his face onto the door for the whole cycle.
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This is an example of more dollars than sense. They look terrible and paid good money for the privilege.
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That second guy is one fart away from a public nudity charge.
Maybe I'm old-fashioned, but I don't think you should subject everyone in public to having to see the entire shape of your cock and balls in pants that are so tight you can't even walk in them.
Well I'm a pervert, and that's a hard disagree from me. Very hard.
"What's preventing you from dressing like this?"
My moderate self esteem.
I can't stand tight clothes especially shirts. There are very few things more annoying and uncomfortable than a shirt that desperately wants to burrow into your armpit.
As for the pants I can't say I'd enjoy needing a changing partner:
What's preventing me? For one, actually having taste in clothing.
I am not dressing for you. I am dressing for my own comfort and to satisfy legal requirements.
My nuts would never forgive me
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