his coworkers are the socially inept ones that's a top tier dad joke.
this post was submitted on 04 Apr 2025
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Seriously, that was fire, either his coworker was a much worse social reject, or greentext had already fucked his reputation at work. Since it's 4chan, I can easily assume he tried to hit on every female coworker in some really creepy way and now nobody wants to be near him. I had a coworker like that. Everyone hated him.
now I get flashbacks to the time we did a company retreat at some holiday beach.
10 or so of our company go on a sailingboat party tour with another group: a very obvious bachlorettes party. a dozen or so woman, with one of them wearing a white bikini and head gown.
creepy-social-inept-dude from our company decided to try his luck. With the future bride of all people.
It was quite amusing and sad to watch
i would definitely have laughed at that.
Everyone is now blankly staring at you.
Yeah, that would have been my cue to leave and never hang out with those people outside of work ever again.
I once walked towards a dude wearing the same shirt as me in a nightclub on my way to the toilet. I said, "Nice shirt bro!" and then walked directly into a floor to ceiling mirror.
Were you sober
What do you think? I probably should add that I was 19 at the time where its legal to drink in the UK at it was around 1AM
I have done similar while sober. That's why I'm asking.
Ah that makes sense I thought you were implying I was a dumb arse. Which is also true but not strictly relevant here.
I've bumped into a mirror at a nightclub and apologized to myself. And then facepalmed harder than I ever have before.
Anon used the word 'bro' when they should have used the word 'friend' and cupped the balls of their white shirt brother. Also, that's a t-shirt not a shirt, no wonder anon disappoints everyone
It's very offensive when people try to talk to me without cupping my balls first. Politeness is dead!
You never needed a friend in me before. But now you come to me and you say "Empricorn, nice t-shirt." But you don't show me respect. You don't offer friendship. You didn't even think to cup my balls."
"Gabagool!" Or something, idk. Sorry, I haven't watched The Godfather yet...
It's not required watching but it's pretty good. Holds up better than a lot of old films! If you like part I, part II is great (actually my favorite).
Fun fact: when you see Marlon Brando 'searching for words' in a scene, its not always "acting". He often forgot his lines and had crew members standing around with lines written on signs to help him remember
T-shirts are a sub-set of Shirts in general.
If I had to go out drinking with my coworkers and boss as part of my job like they do in Japan then I would end myself
Same. I don't drink, so it'll suck even more than usual.
Welcome to hell.
https://thenorwayguide.com/julebord/
The problem with the Norwegian julebord tradition is that it is not only used for eating nice Christmas food, but it’s also just as common to use it as an excuse to get very drunk.
Coworkers getting very drunk together also tends to be a bad idea in general, and the julebord tradition is known to have many controversies. Not only is it the most likely place for someone to hook up with a coworker, but it’s also known to be a breeding ground for workplace conflicts and sexual harassment.
My list of places to never work is growing.
I've been to a couple bars with coworkers, but it was fine since we all needed to drive home. I guess that's one positive of car culture here...
Places I'll never work: Seedy bars, high-stress business jobs, Norway, parachute testing companies...
Found a lob listing that might interest you. They are looking for a bar manager at a new experimental 'sky-dive'-bar in norway
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