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[–] deathbird@mander.xyz 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Roided retard Rogan relishes resurrected....ribbing? Shit, I'm stumped.

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Rampant, regurgitated right-wing rhetoric really reeks.

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[–] Caruna@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago

This man is nearly sixty years old

[–] weew@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago

They can describe themselves again. I suppose that could be considered cultural restoration?

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)
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[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

I've never met anyone with this disability as vile, hateful, violent, or senseless as any of them. And that's saying something because once one beat me up on the playground.

[–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 month ago

he's an almost 60 year old man.

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 6 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I've always preferred fucktard, it's more satisfying

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[–] Kyle_The_G@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 month ago

That's retarded

[–] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Can all newspapers, when writing about Rogan, now use the term "Noted r-word, Joe Rogan..."

[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Can we just make Rogan the new R-word and stop saying it?

[–] Apocalypteroid@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Shut up, you Rogan

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[–] verdantbanana@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

what drinking too much donkey juice does to the brain

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[–] DandomRude@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

So he wants people to call him that?

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