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[–] Boomkop3@reddthat.com 16 points 4 hours ago

Also just ignore the part where their carbon emissions just surpassed several countries yearly output combined with that one launch

[–] D_C@lemm.ee 25 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (2 children)

Who is she and what is going on with her face?

Edit: is it Michael Jackson?

[–] silly_crotch@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 hours ago

It's funny because he's so obviously and publicly going through mid-life crisis. He underwent this physical transformation by becoming this swole guy at the same time he divorced his normal wife to get with this plastic lady.

He's one of the wealthiest men in the history of humanity but falls for the same crap a 50 year old used car dealer would. I love it.

[–] modus@lemmy.world 14 points 11 hours ago

Allergic reaction to space bees.

[–] in4apenny@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

Wtf is going on with his bicep

[–] dicksteele@lemm.ee 1 points 53 minutes ago* (last edited 51 minutes ago)

He’s probably on human growth hormone and testosterone replacement therapy for “longevity”. Maybe he doesn’t workout enough though, so he won’t have the overdeveloped physique of typical anabolic abusers. Just the extra testosterone and hgh can cause muscle growth on their own, doesn’t mean you get huge all over though.

[–] reallykindasorta@slrpnk.net 9 points 7 hours ago

Lizards actually don’t have biceps, that’s called a glusquai and Bezos’ is pretty standard for the species

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 98 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

At least there's a chance it blows up and kills them.

[–] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 44 points 16 hours ago

I'm praying every day for it.

[–] marte@lemmy.eco.br 72 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

These may be two of the ugliest people I've ever seen. Imagine being this rich and this ugly

[–] Prandom_returns@lemm.ee 62 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Ugly by choice. I love it, it enables mocking.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 69 points 15 hours ago

Would you rather be forty and look forty, or be forty and look like a 25 year old lizard?

-Bill Burr

[–] _____@lemm.ee 7 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] marte@lemmy.eco.br 8 points 10 hours ago

It's okay, we like you, it's rich people we don't like

[–] PaupersSerenade@sh.itjust.works 9 points 16 hours ago

Always love a HIGNFY spotting in the wild, shame they still use twitter though.