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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Idk but there were 100% reactionary hunter gatherers who hated those fucking settled agriculture dweebs

I once had a bit idea for ML-Prims, who unlike AnPrims who want to go back to the stone age, the ML-Prims want to go back to the Bronze age where we have some agriculture and metalworking, but we elect a democratic-centrist committee that rules from a Ziggurat and during all their committee sessions they get high on haoma and instruct everyone in the city to ritually bathe.

[–] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I FUCKING HATE FARMING

The hunter-gatherers stand around my fields and shout go wheat boy go

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago

They only want us for our beer 😡

[–] RiotDoll@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

knowing a thing or two about the practice, yes absolutely

reckoning the degree of a midheaven by hand; locating an ascensional degree, charting retrogrades, doing Math hard enough to start predicting eclipses, doing geometry

those priests were the nerds of their era and you insult your ancestors to think of them as uneducated bumpkins. They were the goddamn dialectic until modernity and crapitalism arrives lol

[–] SovietBeerTruckOperator@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

reckoning the degree of a midheaven by hand; locating an ascensional degree, charting retrogrades, doing Math hard enough to start predicting eclipses, doing geometry

Sounds like some nerd shit.

Anyway you dweebs have fun looking at the sky, I'm gonna go impress some babes by wrestling an auroch.

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

me vibe-estimating spring arrival and sowing in february: fuck yeah, this is great.

me reaping my frozen harvest: this fucking sucks, what the fuck