Anon lost the most important thing in his life : greentext

[-] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 144 points 11 months ago

The more you reread it, the more you notice how impressive the wordplay is.

[-] wings@lemmy.perthchat.org 59 points 11 months ago

A glassy, jarred look on her face.

[-] Laticauda@lemmy.ca 29 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Took me a few to get the noodle part lmao, It just naturally reads as a euphemism.

[+] AlmightySnoo@lemmy.ml 71 points 11 months ago

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[-] newIdentity@sh.itjust.works 49 points 11 months ago

Or when he said prego

[-] sentient_loom@kbin.social 27 points 11 months ago

"jarred look" lol

[-] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 11 points 11 months ago

Or "noodle"

[-] newIdentity@sh.itjust.works 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Or "colorless almost transparent"

[-] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 36 points 11 months ago

Great foreshadowing

[-] Littleborat@feddit.de 16 points 11 months ago

I am on the internet for so long and read the whole thing. Disappointed with myself.

[-] metaStatic@kbin.social 5 points 11 months ago

Son, I am dissapoint

[-] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 18 points 11 months ago

Goddamn this one got me good

[-] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 14 points 11 months ago

Is this loss?

[-] Deiv@lemmy.ca 14 points 11 months ago

ಠ_ಠ

[-] favrion@lemmy.ml 13 points 11 months ago

This one is clever.

[-] RagnarokOnline@reddthat.com 12 points 11 months ago

I hate it when my spaghetti sauce is on her period (> -.-)>

[-] newIdentity@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago

But she's obviously not on her period

[-] GreenMario@lemm.ee 12 points 11 months ago

🤌🤌

[-] spez@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago

These fucking posts man

[-] BeefDaddySupreme@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Bahahah this is pretty good

[-] Raxiel@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Always best to shove a bit more meat in when they're prego

[+] STUPIDVIPGUY@sopuli.xyz -20 points 11 months ago

4chan has bad humor

[-] PissinSelfNdriveway@sh.itjust.works 14 points 11 months ago

Don't you have some big bang theory to watch?

[-] STUPIDVIPGUY@sopuli.xyz -5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

big bang theory is bad but 4chan be like...

Meme of unsure guy with his hand between two red buttons:

Sex joke 2. Suicide joke

[-] newIdentity@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago

But this is neither

[-] STUPIDVIPGUY@sopuli.xyz -3 points 11 months ago

haha sex with pasta

[-] newIdentity@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

He means a literal noodle

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