Joke's on you, I can't write by hand without severe pain after a short while!

A glassy, jarred look on her face.

This is true!

My instance just switched to a HA database setup :)

Please don't make a copy paste for this, smh.

So in other words, it's a paywall on information.

how

No, I'd prefer a phone that the carriers aren't allowed to fuck with.

Who, pray tell, allows the carrier to push this crapware onto the phone? Oh, Samsung. Right.