this post was submitted on 24 Apr 2025
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Self-Aware Wolves

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Submit posts (from anywhere) where people unknowingly describe themselves.

Specifically, someone who, when attempting to mock or denigrate their political opposition, accidentally describes themselves. They aren't self aware enough to notice. Or, alternatively, someone who accurately describes the world while trying to parody it.

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[–] ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com 50 points 2 days ago (2 children)

No, nodogbite, she's threatening you with flowers, obviously.

[–] rigatti@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago

Threatening him with violets.

[–] Ghost33313@beehaw.org 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Night shade is a lovely flower.

[–] Krackalot@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Throw tomatoes at his house? You got it!

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 days ago

Tomato, potato, same difference.

[–] JustAThought@lemm.ee 27 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I think guys would understand what women feel in alleys if they were told this: Imagine you are new in prison alone in a shower and there are three guys (each able to easily overpower you) that say “I like your smile”.

[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 days ago

At a certain point people who lack empathy are never going to get it no matter how much you dumb it down.

Username check out.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

I've heard "imagine that you were made of hamburger and surrounded by bears."

[–] dis_honestfamiliar@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I'm a bit confused. Do TSA have any power? Then why do they make such a big deal with small items?

[–] nogooduser@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Firstly, they have the power to make your day go to shit.

Secondly, the average man has power over the average woman simply due to the imbalance in physical size and strength.

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

They're lower on the bastard totem pole than mall cops, but people think they do.

Not they that aren't bastards, they just couldn't pass the exam.