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Tried converting a story from TIFU to greentext because I'm bored at work.

I saved a Gimp Template while working on it: https://files.catbox.moe/ipnjzk.xcf

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[–] lb_o@lemmy.world 1 points 24 minutes ago

Oh, 4chan is back Your post is how I got to know it.

[–] peaceful_world_view@lemmy.world 2 points 55 minutes ago

There are consequences to being stupid.

[–] Juliee@lemm.ee 9 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

His life was set to ‚dim’ for six years
Cause in the dark no one could see his tears

[–] Psythik@lemm.ee 6 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Once you get used to proper bias lighting, suddenly overhead lamps become insufferable. I don't know how people do it.

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 4 points 6 hours ago

you can make things feel much comfier with a well positioned cheap lamp

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

what's bias lighting? i've never heard of it and if it works as a complete replacement to overhead lamps, i don't think looking it up showed me the right thing

[–] Psythik@lemm.ee 3 points 6 hours ago (3 children)

Lights that you place behind things, like your bookshelf, TV/monitor, bedframe, etc. It's so much more cozy and inviting compared to direct lighting. Like the other person said, a simple cheap lamp works wonders.

[–] goldfndr@lemmy.ml 2 points 38 minutes ago

Sounds like "light pollution" but indoor.

[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 6 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

But do they humm akin to angels like my long tubes of clinical white?

[–] Psythik@lemm.ee 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] toddestan@lemm.ee 4 points 5 hours ago

That's mostly just indirect lighting.

Bias lighting is specifically lights that are placed behind screens to help reduce eyestrain from viewing a bright screen in a dark room.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 1 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 0 points 4 hours ago

He doeeees!

[–] No_Money_Just_Change@feddit.org 14 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (2 children)

My grandmother gifted me their old TV back in the 2000s because it was only showing black and white.

They had a mechanic look at it, who said it was broken

There was a button to change the saturation and get the TV back to show colours

Edit: There and their

[–] BCsven@lemmy.ca 5 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Ha. I had a coworker gift me a high end amp because the volume was all crackly. Opened it up sprayed electronic cleaner on the volume rheostat thingy and gave it a few back and forth turns. Perfect sound. I offered it back but he'd already purchased a new one. :/

[–] toddestan@lemm.ee 2 points 5 hours ago

I had something similar, except it was a blown fuse.

Granted, the fuse was soldered in place and you had to take it apart to get to it. But once it was replaced it worked perfectly. No idea why the fuse blew either, unless it was just defective.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 11 hours ago

I know someone who bought a new laptop and complained that the display broke after only a couple weeks

It only showed a super dim display and the viewing angle sucked

I pressed the fancy new "privacy screen" button and it "worked flawlessly" again

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 19 points 13 hours ago

Okay, I'm sorry, but this is totally true and heterosexual. I have seen two people do this in real life.

[–] RedSnt@feddit.dk 7 points 12 hours ago

When you don't read the "friendly" manual.

[–] Sculptor9157@sh.itjust.works 46 points 18 hours ago

I'm pretty sure the fan was not the only thing set to "dim".

[–] hakase@lemm.ee 62 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Me plugging my monitor into my mobo instead of my graphics card for three years. I thought I had just gotten reeeeally unlucky in the silicon lottery.

[–] Alchalide@lemmy.world 32 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Or getting a high refresh rate monitor and not changing the refresh rate in your os.

[–] x00z@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago

Afaik fullscreen should bypass that one.

[–] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 7 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

Last time I did that I just didn't get any output to the monitor, isn't that how it's supposed to work?

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 hours ago

one time i was testing something with the monitor in the motherboard, which worked fine, and then i put the gpu in the motherboard but forgot to plug the monitor in the gpu, and it showed a black screen.

there might be systems where you can plug both a gpu and the igpu into the monitor and it'll use one for most things and the other for games and stuff (i dont remember what that is called), but i have only ever seen that in laptops so idk

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 24 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

If your cpu doesn't have integrated graphics yeah.

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[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 7 points 18 hours ago

Massively depends on the system.

if you get a F series CPU with no igpu then you will likely get no output.

[–] _cryptagion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 14 hours ago

idk if this is gay or fake, but it's funny as shit

[–] AcesFullOfKings@feddit.uk 109 points 23 hours ago (3 children)

Baited by the date. I thought it was back. But, it does say "see you soon!" now when you try to load the website, so that's promising.

I don't really think converting reddit threads to fake greentexts should be allowed here

[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 90 points 23 hours ago (18 children)

The idea that people are making fake greentext screen shots is both puzzling and embarrassing. If you have the idea, just post it as a normal comment somewhere else—forging 4Chan screens is the path of madness.

[–] Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works 45 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (5 children)

Be me

see qt 3.14

wanttosex.exe

Show her my translated green text

She rips off her clothes

Give her the best three minutes of her life

See you later virgins

[–] baines@lemmy.cafe 2 points 7 hours ago

Give her the best three minutes of her life

holy shit dude, save some for the rest of us

[–] x00z@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

>be me
>know how to escape characters
>make smirk remark to failed greentext
>my own text is not even green
is this a win?

[–] Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I tried twice, couldn't figure it out on mobile. Characters were just ignored

[–] x00z@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
\>test  
\>test

Be sure to add 2 spaces at the end for a linebreak.

[–] Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 minute ago* (last edited 20 seconds ago)

> thanks

Now I know, I certainly would not have thought backslash would have done it

[–] green_copper@kbin.earth 20 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

qt 3.14 [...].exe

Damn, I'm too deep into programming so it took me a bit to realize that the second line was not about the framework.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 1 points 1 hour ago

It took me a while to realize it was short for cutie pie

[–] Earflap@reddthat.com 7 points 11 hours ago

qt3.14.tar.gz

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[–] HBK@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 18 hours ago

Well, it's back now!

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[–] match@pawb.social 17 points 17 hours ago

this is a vegan greentext no animals were harmed in the creation

[–] fahfahfahfah@lemmy.billiam.net 23 points 22 hours ago (13 children)

I was gonna say “CFLs just plug into a normal socket, those don’t generally just ‘go bad’”

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