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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 6 days ago) by Irelephant@lemm.ee to c/facepalm@lemmy.world
 

TranscriptA tweet by Ivanka Trump @ivankatrump saying "I cannot believe that Theodore is eight months old today! Happy birthday little teddy bear!" with an admittedly cute picture of a child smiling. It has a reply from @blacknmild saying "this isn't how birthdays work"

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[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 155 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

The entire family is dumb as rocks.
It'd be hilarious if daddy dumb dumb wasnt a cult leader with so much power.

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 32 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Teddy may have turned 8mo in that meme, but you sir/madam turned 1yo today (on Lemmy). So happy cake day to you!

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 17 points 2 months ago
[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It surprises me how stupid people seem to get power easily.

Happy cake day btw.

[–] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Confidence will get you very far in many fields. Unfortunately, more intelligent people are aware there are things they do not know and rarely have the confidence levels comparable to that of a dimwit.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 60 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Gross, they're making more of them.

[–] andybytes@programming.dev 26 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Maybe due to all of the accomplishments of the Cheeto king's administration life expectancy will be measured in months to hide the fact that our collective life expectancy has been drastically reduced. When you got studies coming out saying that the poorest European lives about as long as the richest American, well you know you got a problem.

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[–] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Never fails to amaze me how out of touch with reality they are.

[–] MotoAsh@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

and stupid. Don't forget stupid.

[–] madcaesar@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Also evil. Mostly evil.

[–] dellish@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

Maybe this is like Tesla's odometers, but for birthdays?

[–] turnip@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 months ago

My wife has a one month birthday every month as well.

[–] Rhoeri@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (3 children)

What the fuck is Theodore?

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[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Her family is living in the mad hatters tea party

[–] SassyRamen@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

It is when your tripping balls off bubby's coke

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