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[–] PacMan@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 day ago

The weed fairy is real!

On-on

[–] buwho@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 day ago

not all hero's wear capes

[–] bizzle@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

That's Chad shit

[–] phoenixarise@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

How generous! Too bad I wasn’t there lol

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 day ago

Guy was so high he planned it all in detail, then told everyone .... then later realized he hadn't done anything.

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That is the worst URL I've seen in a really long time. Story was funny though.

[–] puppycat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 day ago

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yoshi's time to shine

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