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[–] M137@lemmy.world 19 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

I haven't seen these for over a decade now, they used to be in most stores but it was pretty obvious it created a lot of issues because of all the "moistness". Good that they got rid of it, at least here in Sweden.

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 7 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

I feel like "the moistness" ought to be a shitty B-movie world-ending blight.

"Grandpa was killed by the moistness; he shouldn't have even been in that valley without his power dryers"

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 108 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (4 children)

It's actually not even good for them. It's entirely for the presentation to the humans that buy them. It makes them spoil quicker and is also just a waste of water.

On the upside: They feel pretty good as a human on a hot day.

[–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 17 points 19 hours ago (3 children)

They also installed sprinkler system for tourists at some tourist attractions in the very hot summer of 2015. Except they also did this at the Auschwitz camp. It was quite the uproar.

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

Nothing like a shower at Auschwitz.

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[–] SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 27 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

I never really see them in use anymore.

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[–] fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 6 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I hate this thing. Love our local market, but they use these and it's so annoying to have soggy everything.

[–] rollerbang@lemmy.world 5 points 17 hours ago

Veggies weigh more and thus cost more? Win/win. Oh wait...

[–] Paradachshund 1 points 16 hours ago

This! These things are a big pet peeve for me. Such a waste.

[–] SouthEndSunset@lemm.ee 4 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

It’s quite warm in the north east of the U.K. at the minute, please do this to me.

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[–] GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 40 points 19 hours ago (10 children)

Peppers and cucumbers are the traumatic forced abortions of the plant world. Broccoli and cauliflower are the amputated sex organs of the plants that were cut from their bodies. Celery, brussel sprouts, and artichokes are severed limbs of plants. This is a literal mass grave of dead and dying vegetation, an alter to the horrific mutilation and abuse perpetrated on an entire kingdom of life by humans. A final act of humiliation before we condemn them to the hell of cooking and consumption. I doubt the spray mist provides much comfort.

[–] derry@midwest.social 27 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

More meat it is then. Save the vegetables!

[–] Dragonstaff@leminal.space 30 points 18 hours ago

I'm not vegetarian because I like animals. I'm vegetarian because I hate plants.

[–] Grostleton@lemm.ee 6 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

Guess I'll just eat rocks then ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

Scientists have determined that rocks have souls. This revelation came on the heels of the discovery last month that souls definitely exist.

The only ethical move is to starve.

On a more serious note, plants communicate with each other through the plant version of pheromones, and some utilize an underground internet / postal service of sorts made of fungi mycelium called a mycelial network. They can even use this network to pass nutrients to plants that are in need.

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[–] Sergio@slrpnk.net 5 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Awesome! I'ma start a death metal band and put celery and brussel sprouts on the album covers.

  • Track 1: "I will Eat your Artichoke!"
  • Track 2: "Your Chopped Broccoli Falling on the Floor"
  • Track 3: "Sliced Cucumber"
  • etc
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[–] Contemporarium@lemm.ee 4 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] Kraven_the_Hunter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

As a young adult of the 90's all I see here is Legionnaire's disease.

[–] SouthEndSunset@lemm.ee 1 points 12 hours ago

It has to be sat for a while, outside of certain temperatures, for that.

[–] RobotZap10000@feddit.nl 62 points 22 hours ago

It probably feels a lot more like this

A wall lined with morgue refrigerators. One of them is open, showing a human body covered in a cloth

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 18 points 18 hours ago

As a child I used to be borderline obsessed with the misters and the overall smell and vibe of the produce sections. Always told my mom I wanted to work in one. Thirty years later, purely by circumstance, I manage one for a living. It's not quite what I dreamed of, given that stores in 2025 are no longer poorly lit nor smell like mothballs and old air conditioning/refrigerant, but I still enjoy my career.

[–] mapmyhike@lemmy.world 11 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

I buy all my fruits and veggies straight from the orchard, farm stands or the Amish. Often the products are dirty, have flaws, uneven shapes and varying states of ripeness. I can pay .90 for a cucumber at the store or, five for a dollar at the stand or, pick my own at the Amish farm for .10 a piece. I haven't shopped in a store since the Covid price hikes. I now eat better, lost weight, cholesterol, sugar and BP all down. I also planted my own berries, plum and apple trees. Cannabis, too. I can wash my own damn fruit. Just say no to corporate greed.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 5 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

Seems like a complete flip to what we have here in the UK, Aldi is by far cheaper than any farmers market I have seen.

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

There's a big difference between a farm stand and a farmers market.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 3 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Farm shops are also really expensive here

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 12 hours ago (6 children)

Like, a farm shop at the farm itself, or on the side of the road nearby? That's what a farm stand is.

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[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

In the US a “farmers market” typically means that a city or town shuts down a few streets and farmers come from their rural farms to the city center to sell their produce. The prices can trend high, because the focus tends to be on quality and known provenence.

What the parent poster is describing is not farmers markets, but farm stands. You have to go to them instead of them coming to you, which is where the savings come from. It might not be worth it depending on the value of your time.

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 12 hours ago

Most farmers markets I've seen have dedicated space, no street shutting necessary. There's one open every day a couple miles from my house.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 1 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

Farm shops are usually even more expensive.

[–] Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

Same here, and those Aldi cucumbers are like 1,50€ or a little more.

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[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 21 points 20 hours ago

I've been on some patios in the summer that actually do this. It does feel very good.

[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com 10 points 20 hours ago

On a horribly hot summer day in Australia, I've been known to hang out in the vege section of the supermarket for the misters before heading off to buy deeply unhealthy things that taste better

[–] zout@fedia.io 6 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I don't think you would feel that much being a vegetable, but since no person has ever come back from the vegetable state you just can't tell.

[–] Dragonstaff@leminal.space 6 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 12 hours ago

I think a coma is distinct from a vegetative state. If I'm remembering correctly, a vegetative state involves some disease or injury that has done permanent damage in a way that the person involved will never "wake up".

[–] lowleveldata@programming.dev 5 points 21 hours ago

The cutting your legs off for display part?

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