This is literally me, I'll eat tacos while driving.
Hell last week I ate a full pizza while driving on the highway and at some point I mentally stopped when I realized I had eaten it all and said "this might be problematic"
this post was submitted on 29 Apr 2025
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They spelled rotisserie correctly. Nice.
noice!
and this is why people that eat vegetables live longer, it's far less distracting to eat a carrot or apple than a juicy roricery chicken.
Did he have a fishing pole and towels perchance?
Exchange rotisserie chicken for entire homemade pecan pie, and yeah.