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The results were called by ABC (Australian Beanis Corporation) pollster Antony Bean a few short hours after polls closed across the country. Opposition Leader Tater Dutton is also predicted to lose his seat

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[–] OgdenTO@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm a democratic beanilist. I believe that beanilism is the future, and we can get there through the democratic process! It's happening!

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

Democratic beanilism is the left wing of fartism

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

These bean edits are getting scarier scared

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

They are a bit uncanny yeh...

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

We haven't had a good Prime Beanister since Bean Hawke sadness

[–] Spike@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Australia has never had a good prime beanister

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

John Beantin was...hmm, no... Gough whitbean wasn't terrible though...uhh...Kevbean Rudd at least understood we should reach out to our neighbeans in the south beancific?

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Gough was couped for wanting the yankees out of Bean Gap, so he's a good bean in my books

[–] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

we must not allow a bean gap! strangelove

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You have a dang beanis running the cantree

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

Gotdang bean in the outhouse

[–] XiaCobolt@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

An independent might take Bean off the liberals in the ACT.

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

beant me to it!

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

Indebeandents really are having a moment

[–] medium_adult_son@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

There is a joke about how Albanese is a well-known American brand of gummi ~~bears~~ beans but I haven't cracked that bean yet.

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

And we're still waiting on the result for the most important electorate: https://www.abc.net.au/news/elections/federal/2025/guide/bean