this post was submitted on 06 May 2025
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[–] sirico@feddit.uk 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

That is some Guilliman level artifact

Live your life such that they have to verify your death

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

The silver hammer of Saint Maxwell.

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Bing, Bong, Witch is dead!

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 4 points 1 week ago (7 children)

I wish I wasn't at work on mobile... I really want to take that chart of hammers posted on Lemmy a few days ago and add the dead pope hammer lol

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[–] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago

Pope Says he's feeling better now...

[–] matdave@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Location, location, location

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 3 points 1 week ago

The hammer is in fact eight feet long.

They're making really sure.

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago

This little hammer reminds me of one from the black company books where a group of assassins after they kill someone use a cerimonial hammer to break their bones and burry them in a tiny hole so fast they often go unnoticed

[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago

unconfirmed is not debunked

[–] ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago

Well, you see, there was this one time when...

[–] grissino@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago
[–] altphoto 2 points 1 week ago

I would rather quit while am ahead?

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