The terms of my surrender: bro pls let me win pls pls i never win anything pls dued i need achievements
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they got away with that in the cuban missile crisis, so y'know, why not try again?
Didn't JFK basically argue that he needed to win his reelection because otherwise a more unhinged lunatic would come in, and Kruschev agreed to let him take credit in public to prevent JFK from being replaced by an even bigger warmonger
more lives into the grinder 
Born to Dilly Dally, forced to do another counter offensive that won't work
The thing that I love about JD Vance is that he's the kind of guy that's the logical endpoint of the Democrat's typical strategy. This is the kinda guy they're doing all the appeal to the right shit for but they can't admit that to themselves. He has all the opinions of the right wing voter they want to pick up from the suburbs. He just doesn't perform anti-Trump enough for their liking.
Wait I thought Trump was a Russian puppet?!?!
5d chess