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Programmers then and now (lemmy.ml)

submitted 2 days ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] somegeek@programming.dev 38 points 2 days ago (4 children)

I feel attacked by "how to center div 2025"

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 12 points 2 days ago

Super easy!

<center>
<div>
</div>
</center>

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[–] ButteryNickel@lemmy.wtf 30 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I once had an intern attempt to install sudo using NPM and when that didn't work he asked ChatGPT "Why can't I install sudo from NPM?" while I'm trying to explain it to him.

He was smart, but somehow knew very little about commercial computers despite being on the verge of getting his master's in computer science.

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[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 43 points 2 days ago (2 children)

The missing middle section was documentation and QA getting worse

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[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 30 points 2 days ago (2 children)

It's 2025 and I have no idea what the current way to center something is. Then again, my job is that of a backend engineer so it's rare I'm outputting anything that isn't a log statement. They can pry tables and center tags from my cold, aging hands.

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[–] AnotherPenguin@programming.dev 18 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Bottom right has always happened, just create bugs yourself and then fix them to keep your job

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[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 21 points 2 days ago (3 children)

People have been hm unable to quit vim since before I was born.

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[–] boonhet@lemm.ee 20 points 2 days ago

The fact that the div center search needs a year on it got me lol

Loving my nearly frontend free development life. I use Stackoverflow or Google maybe 2-3 times a month these days, not sure if I qualify for the upper row :(

[–] wer2@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago

I know someone that still uses ed for all their code editing.

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