this post was submitted on 07 May 2025
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This community isn't inherently religious, but don't be an ass to religious people. There's a fine line between poking fun at religion and being an ass to someone because of (or lack of) religious beliefs. Don't cross that line.

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[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 35 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

I'd say check if they're Latino or Filipino because there's a 90% chance they're on team Jesus but she probably wouldn't like them for other reasons

[–] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Isn’t Catholicism considered too liberal these days? I have some religious evangelical family that really hate Pope Francis.

Religious evangelicals hating Catholicism is a tale as old as the Reformation itself

[–] BakerBagel@midwest.social 5 points 2 days ago

I eas gonna say, plenty of nail salons in the poorest part of your city/county. But she won't get her nails done my anyone with the last name of a founding father.

Yeah, I agree. I have a feeling this has less to do with any actual Buddhas and more to do with the person being racist

[–] ocean@lemmy.selfhostcat.com 31 points 2 days ago

Many Vietnamese are actually Christian and may be in a multi religious family. So they may know a lord or two

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 days ago

A Christian person complaining about being stuck in a different religious environment.

Poetry.

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Roman guys... pff
It was that prostitute woman Magdalene he hung out and spent the night with. She did it right after washing his feet... a euphemism, if there ever was one, and his buddies even wrote that one down from memory four decades later. What do you recall about your drama friends from high school 40 years ago. Yeah. That bad

[–] Qwazpoi@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

By getting his nails done in the context they were referring to the crucifixion.

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Yup. I was referring to the kink about girls with mom's name