would it be awkward to point out that this wouldn't work
soak it, maybe, but microwaving it will just burn it. like an egg white.
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hmmm, like a tea bag
Imagine the smell of a burned wool sock and vaporized cum ...
No thanks
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And... How did you come to this conclusion?!
When splooge dries it's lost it's water content (that do be what drying is) leaving behind the protein and such
Adding heat energy to something without a liquid component will only create liquid once it's hot enough to melt, it won't magically re-add the missing hydration
If she'd added a little bit of water to the sock, wrung it out, THEN microwaved it, shed be closer to what she's after
Basic science, really
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Please, next time you think of posting something like this throw yourself in a volcano instead ^.^
to be clear I'm joking, it's hilarious. Also where is the nearest lobotomy theatre?
Bro I just woke up could you like fucking not post this thanks
It's just a breakfast idea
Wife material.
i hate you
The image stopped loading a third of the way in and you know what I'm all set bro
It's something I've never understood.. why do people do it in socks?
Adding myself to the cue to get an answer on that as well.
For a silly walk
Why not?
Abolish jail except for her.
Not horny jail, regular jail.
Please please anyone, how do I erase a post from my memory? I’m desperate here.
:(
She seems like someone who could be interested in a cumbox.
Or a jar with rainbow dash in it
I support her kinks.
would rehydrated cum even maintain it's texture and taste