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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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Welcome to Food Crimes! This community is here to collect all and any post about cursed food and generally unusual consumables.

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  1. Posts must include an image or video containing food or drink.
  2. It must be unusual or cursed in some way. a. For example, something like Doritos Milk would be unusual, but normal milk would not.
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[–] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Hmm...

It still needs some raisins.

[–] VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz 9 points 3 weeks ago

I would say:

Nah, needs garlic.

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

More like dingleberries

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

Literally, get in the sea

This is unacceptable behaviour

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 weeks ago

Okay, no, get thee behind me satan!

There's absolutely no way anyone can pretend that this would be good and not just be trolling.

Fuck me, I have eaten bugs and I wouldn't eat this

[–] fubarx@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Sprinkle some shredded lettuce on top and you have salad, dinner, and dessert covered in one go.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 3 weeks ago

warm cabbage

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

is your cocktail sauce chill enough? let me send you ICE

[–] bonsai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Only the tail it looks like

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)