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[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 29 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Or, before manned flight and other technological possibilities, riding a fearsome apex predator was the big power fantasy

[–] msage@programming.dev 7 points 2 weeks ago

Don't ruin this for me!

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Showing up to a battle without swinging dong is just leaving free psychological warfare on the table.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Too risky, gonna need dong armor for the battle boner.

[–] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

Well you're in luck, sir, we've invented just the thing -

[–] Microw@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Riding into battle without any armour, as vulnerable as being nude, is also an old power fantasy element seen in quite a few myths and stories

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Men only want one thing.

[–] 20cello@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Pretty sure Jesus himself used to ride on bears back

[–] lemsip@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Nah, he used to ride his apostles "bareback". But I see how you might confuse the two.

[–] DemBoSain@midwest.social 6 points 2 weeks ago

There are certified theological records that show Jesus only rode dinosaurs. Bears hadn't evolved yet.

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

He was being an ass so they shooed him and the bear away with palm fronds

[–] Thorry84@feddit.nl 10 points 2 weeks ago

I would like to point out the bears are themselves also naked. Bunch of hypocrites!

[–] CheeryLBottom@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

I think you have to introduce your children to them at a young age