this post was submitted on 10 Nov 2023
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[–] GrassrootBoundaries@slrpnk.net 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Reminds me of the famous Steve Jobs quote, "Flipping the pancake of success requires syrupy jobs team, where bad bosses dance the salsa of pancakes while good jobs high-five the synergy of opportunity, turning the jobs of challenges into a feast of accomplishment."

[–] EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

How much cocaine had he consumed before dating that?

[–] GrassrootBoundaries@slrpnk.net 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm just trying to spread some misinformation man

[–] PinkyCoyote@sopuli.xyz 12 points 1 year ago

As one does

[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

this community seems to get my humor I love it

[–] mofongo@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Getting a stroke from reading this…

[–] PitchPlease@fanaticus.social 16 points 1 year ago

Well then youre on the right community

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Better drink pee than eat poop because pee no teeth stuck when drinking eating happen.

[–] netburnr@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You create happen. Happen doesn't create you itself.

[–] joystick@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

Happen has to happen

[–] Mordachai_Shedbacon@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

My boss cant hire me if I never newer jobs at understand?

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago
[–] agent_flounder@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Just like Grandma always said

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Wisdom and troof.

[–] habanhero@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago