this post was submitted on 10 Nov 2023
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[–] GrassrootBoundaries@slrpnk.net 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Reminds me of the famous Steve Jobs quote, "Flipping the pancake of success requires syrupy jobs team, where bad bosses dance the salsa of pancakes while good jobs high-five the synergy of opportunity, turning the jobs of challenges into a feast of accomplishment."

[–] EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website 16 points 2 years ago (2 children)

How much cocaine had he consumed before dating that?

[–] GrassrootBoundaries@slrpnk.net 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm just trying to spread some misinformation man

[–] PinkyCoyote@sopuli.xyz 12 points 2 years ago

As one does

[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

this community seems to get my humor I love it

[–] mofongo@lemm.ee 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Getting a stroke from reading this…

[–] PitchPlease@fanaticus.social 16 points 2 years ago

Well then youre on the right community

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Better drink pee than eat poop because pee no teeth stuck when drinking eating happen.

[–] PitchPlease@fanaticus.social 6 points 2 years ago
[–] netburnr@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You create happen. Happen doesn't create you itself.

[–] joystick@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 years ago

Happen has to happen

[–] Mordachai_Shedbacon@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago

My boss cant hire me if I never newer jobs at understand?

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago
[–] agent_flounder@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Just like Grandma always said

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Wisdom and troof.

[–] habanhero@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 years ago