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[–] Zenith@lemm.ee 1 points 4 hours ago

He should be a paid spokesman for Dunkin’ by now, I see him with it more often than not, it’s like he’s addicted to Dunkin’s specifically

[–] StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works 127 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Jeez must be hell dealing with paparazzi

[–] masterspace@lemmy.ca 100 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (6 children)

Honestly, I kind of hate these memes for this reason, I emphasize deeply with his emotional state, which is why I know I would hate being photographed every time I feel like that. Just let the man just live his life.

[–] techt@lemmy.world 33 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (3 children)

I don't get posts like this -- his expression matches nearly every other 40+ white dude minding his own business that I've ever seen. These pics/posts have strong "you should smile more" energy

[–] masterspace@lemmy.ca 11 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Don't take pics of random people minding their own business and post them on the internet without consent?

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 8 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Exactly. Don’t judge me and my RBF.

[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 5 hours ago

Why are you talking to me like that. This is my smile.

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[–] Initiateofthevoid@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

It really has to do a number on the brain to be so justifiably paranoid at all times.

That pic of Jonah Hill comes to mind, where he's just absolutely not having it when he thinks someone is running up and recording him, and then relaxes when he realizes it's Dicaprio.

And then you realize that the moment was captured on camera, so he actually was being surveilled at that exact moment.

A lot of celebrities are just terrible humans, but surely at least part of that is from the influence of being surrounded and surveilled by equally terrible people at all times. Not an excuse, just a sad observation.

[–] crabArms@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

The video, for those wondering. You can hear the camera shutters going crazy the whole clip (gross)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgMgKNtJzXU

[–] tatterdemalion@programming.dev 30 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Ben, you should smile more. You look prettier when you smile.

[–] xor@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

god forbid a man look a little bit pensive while going about his day….
probably trying to remember which ones of his 12, $1 million dollar cars are full of gas, back at his mansion, or if he should just take the helicopter….
poor thing.
edit: probably just annoyed by the paparazzi

[–] Derpenheim@lemmy.zip 46 points 19 hours ago (21 children)

Is..is he okay? Like genuinely?

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 24 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Are the [broad group]s okay?

[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 11 points 16 hours ago

[broad group] has not been okay since [the thing] happened.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 6 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I think he’s been going through some kind of divorce.

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 4 points 14 hours ago

If true, that would explain the pictures. That is the face of "I can't deal with ::waves arms at everything:: this, right now."

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[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 11 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Hear me out. Next Gen "reboot" ala Strange new worlds where Affleck is an older Riker nearing the end of his command of the Titan.

[–] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 9 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

You know what. I think Star Trek may be what he needs in life. The community and fambase coupled with a supporting cast he could have an extremely quiet and happy career.

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 4 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Preach! I would love old Affleck as a Star Trek Starship Captain.

[–] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 2 points 12 hours ago

He could Bakula this bitch up for sure

[–] BMW_stick@lemmy.world 10 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

And all this time, I thought it was JLo making him that unhappy. Maybe he just has resting sad face.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 7 points 16 hours ago

This is definitely a thing, and I am so tired of people asking me what's wrong.

[–] Kurious84@eviltoast.org 5 points 17 hours ago

Every time we see him it's like he's ready to check himself into a mental hospital. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Just an observation.

[–] kaeurennetwo@lemmy.world 17 points 22 hours ago (4 children)

I don't know how to get emotional support

[–] meyotch@slrpnk.net 13 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Not Dunkin’ apparently. He’s on the way back and looking no better. Maybe Starbies has what he needs?

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