Oh, you bitter elder of autumn.
Showerthoughts
A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.
Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:
- Both “200” and “160” are 2 minutes in microwave math
- When you’re a kid, you don’t realize you’re also watching your mom and dad grow up.
- More dreams have been destroyed by alarm clocks than anything else
Rules
- All posts must be showerthoughts
- The entire showerthought must be in the title
- No politics
- If your topic is in a grey area, please phrase it to emphasize the fascinating aspects, not the dramatic aspects. You can do this by avoiding overly politicized terms such as "capitalism" and "communism". If you must make comparisons, you can say something is different without saying something is better/worse.
- A good place for politics is c/politicaldiscussion
- Posts must be original/unique
- Adhere to Lemmy's Code of Conduct and the TOS
If you made it this far, showerthoughts is accepting new mods. This community is generally tame so its not a lot of work, but having a few more mods would help reports get addressed a little sooner.
Whats it like to be a mod? Reports just show up as messages in your Lemmy inbox, and if a different mod has already addressed the report, the message goes away and you never worry about it.
Oh, you salty spring chicken
Also, blocking people you don't like is far more effective.
Oh, you throwaway account nr 0430.
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Oh, you farm fresh egg.
Oh, you savory smarch centenarian..
that's why i like it. on reddit, i'm just some other idiot smartass. on lemmy, i'm THAT idiot smartass. i've also done a great job convincing people i live in canada, while all the while i'm up here chilling in canada. fools, the lot of you.
Guys, I'm beginning to suspect this guy might live in canada.
i just reported you for doxxing lmao (edit - i didn't)
Voyager enhances his effect by counting your votes on individuals. You start seeing people with big numbers.
Some people here have a really huge effect. Guys like Stamets, The Picard Maneuver, and MicroWave, I see their posts all the time.
When I first joined, I saw The Picard Maneuver so often that I thought it was a community, not just a single user.
Less anonymous, but more effectively pseudonymous =)
It's OK
I see all of the same names in like every thread here haha. I remember y'all too. I know you are all freaks
Oh, you maple syrup monsoon
Also because it allows anyone to easily stalk all your comments for some reason. Creepy.
I wanna be stalked! Someone, start stalking me right now!
I'm right behind you now. What you never said it had to be online
😏
Oh, you fewer less users