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[–] veniasilente@lemm.ee 1 points 6 days ago

And that's why my "necessary life skill" cooking lifehack is to just know that if you cook something big enough, it'll last you enough portions for two or three days without that much extra cooking work. And you'll only have to clean the cooking pot half (or one third) of the time.

[–] Kurtagag@lemmy.ca 1 points 6 days ago

Thats why Im having waffles tonight

[–] orochi02@feddit.org 1 points 6 days ago

Idc just give me big enough sink and Space to unload dishes on and im all good

[–] Pnut@lemm.ee -2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Those numbers are off. It takes me about half an hour to cook a meal. I clean while things are cooking if I can. And it takes me about the same time to eat. I get that it's a joke, but it's entirely unrealistic unless you're doing things very wrong.

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[–] Aux@feddit.uk -2 points 6 days ago (4 children)

Cooking a steak takes 5 minutes. You make a side salad while it's frying. Everything goes into the dishwasher in a few more minutes. Not sure what your problem is...

[–] Madzielle@lemmy.dbzer0.com -1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

A dishwasher not my hands? What is this wild technology you speak of?

Edit, I was attempting humor.. gosh, not everyone has a fuckin dishwashing machine..

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[–] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 93 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My solution is just to act like I'm cooking for 12 people, and have leftovers for the rest of the week.

[–] LadyButterfly@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yep I batch cook too, I make 4 portions then eat 2 and freeze 2. Eating over 2 days obvs

[–] GargleBlaster@lemmy.world 41 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yup, I'm doing the same. Cooking 4 portions, then eating them all while crying

[–] Madzielle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 days ago

I cook four portions, my husband has a portion, I have one too, my son then eats two portions and says he's still hungry.

You can't meal prep with pre-teens/teens in the house. This kid will eat leftover roast chicken for breakfast, like the whole damn thing.

I cry while grocery shopping and pray to saint peanut butter for help

[–] Kennystillalive@feddit.org 83 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (9 children)

You forgot the 40+ hours of work a week just to afford the ingridients.

[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 1 points 6 days ago

Working many of the hours to afford a car. So that you can get to/from work.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 33 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

You forgot breathing in and out 24/7 to stay alive to get to your soul-sucking job.

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[–] MTK@lemmy.world 68 points 1 week ago (11 children)

Lucky you! I've got a simple solution, only use single use plastic, then all you have to do is just put a big plastic bag over your table and when you're done eating you just pick up the bag, close it all up and throw it away and that way you just leave the problem to your grandchildren and they'll die from climate change.

[–] stebo02@sopuli.xyz 31 points 1 week ago

climate change AND microplastics in their food

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 24 points 1 week ago (8 children)

The one who cooks shouldn't be the one to clean unless, of course, you live alone.

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