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SpoilerI cropped the photo to have a movie vibe. Macron's twitter account posted the original. They had just got off the phone with Trump.

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[–] eldavi@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago

the harem waiting to be called by their daddy

[–] sexywheat@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

Reaching for the baggie of coke

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

"I am cutting the Gordian knot," he says to the group. In the phone he commands: "Yeah - we decided. Half the pizzas get anchovies." and he hangs up with a flourish.

[–] batsforpeace@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

theory-gary 'oh and in this dusty corner we have a 'Europe in the 21st century' wax curiosity, not much to say really, let's continue to the next room...'

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We're gonna need two dozen croissants in here! NOW, or it's your ass, buster!

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

two dozen croissants

Only two dozen? I think in France that's a ~~hanging~~ guillotine offense.

I - cough - lost my head there.

[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago

From left to right "You okay there Vlad?" "We are so fucked" exasperated sigh "did he just say "the n-word?"" "Yeah..."