Bees be like : ama swim in that, eat it, mix it with my saliva and regurgitate it, baby
Human : that's some tasty gourmet shit you got there, buddy . From now on we'll gas your entire home from time to time to steal that shit.
Have you ever tried to give a bee honey?
I found a bee near death outside once, and I picked him up with an envelope then dropped him in some manuka honey. He landed upside down, but I flipped him over, then he started drinking the honey. The next morning I saw a smudge on the floor and thought a housemate had squished him, but then I opened the door to the front room and he did a little dance in front of my face before I let him outside.
Suffice it to say, bees love honey just as much as we do.
BTW that bee you saved was probably a female. Women do all the outdoor work in bee society, the males' primary job is to fuck the queen. They're little stay at home sluts.
But they get sugar water back in return.
Isn’t it splendid when everybody gets what they want?
This is fake news. It's not gassing, it's stoning. Smoke is weed for bees. We trading drugs for honey. They can leave if they want, cause they can fly.
steal that shit
That's just how the bees pay rent.
We pick and eat fungus' dick when they have a stiffy.
Hell ya, dude.
Great, I just stuck my nose in a rose on the way back from my walk...
kinky
I can confirm, parks all over the UK have these, and they smell like cum.
It's a similar story with Fungi since mushrooms are the reproductive part of them.
No one tell mum what musk is
Oh, but if I wave mine around I get put on a list.
And when I wave mine around, noone even realises that I'm waving something around....
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