this post was submitted on 23 May 2025
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[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 49 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] MyDarkestTimeline01@ani.social 23 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I can appreciate a Venture Bros reference.

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

Ma Venture didn't raise no fools.

[–] Wrufieotnak@feddit.org 4 points 2 weeks ago

Huh, I thought it was a reference to Hunter :The Parenting

[–] BleatingZombie@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

I have never laughed as hard as I did when he yelled that at the baby

[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 14 points 2 weeks ago

that's a neat idea

[–] Foxfire@pawb.social 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Find hive, throw it.

"Bee hold this!"

[–] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 4 points 2 weeks ago

dangit i was going to make the same pun. well done.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 12 points 2 weeks ago

There's Beauty in it's eyes! Let's extract it!

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 12 points 2 weeks ago

I wouldn't mind running into them if that's all they did.

But they're also super narcissistic, and constantly talk shit about what they're beholding.

"Pfft, you wash your hair like that? I wouldn't do that."

"You don't even have hair!"

[–] jounniy@ttrpg.network 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

A Beholder is a type of monster that's basically just a giant eye.

To behold means to observe.

The joke here is that the monstrous female Beholder only wants to 'behold', but the adventurer doesn't really dig the idea of her perving on him while he washes.

[–] jounniy@ttrpg.network 2 points 11 hours ago

Oh. I see. I thought the washing had something to do with her being a beholder.