Wish in one hand, fuck a couch in the other, see which one fills up first
this post was submitted on 23 May 2025
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Cool, so we’re going to file anti-trust suits against matchgroup, right..?
population collapse is, honestly, a big problem and will increase / be drastic in 1-2 decades when it fully hits.
...so make everything about having a child (housing, child care, food, healthcare) cheaper.
ffs
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I would like to see Vance try another conservative dating app that will not crash and burn by having a million men and five women. Please make it happen
He could just lie. He could say all the right things his base wants to hear about how things are unaffordable and how they're going to fix it. He could grand stand about how Trump is going to make babies great again or something.
But he just says dumb shit instead. Truly the blind leading the blind.
Couches can't get pregnant JD
Americans: No.
This guy is tone deaf.
Nah, we're on a birthstrike
Why have a pudgy little baby when there’s always one on your TV next to the President?
If the sorry state of the broken society we live in isn't express incentive to not have kids at all cost, I don't know what is. I'll chop my dick off before I ever cum anywhere near a vagina. If the next presidential administration strips employers of various freedoms they've been using to abuse people and forces them to treat people better (which would never happen), MAYBE then I'll reconsider but even then probably not.
I'm single... (also not American, but that's besides the point).
That works both ways. "Get off Grindr and stop fucking couches."
Thanks America, for putting absolute psycho pieces of shit in charge of our lives.
But the Nazis HATE babies