One can imagine Vance as the type of person who spends a lot of time thinking about how other people have sex
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In this economy?!?
Yeah... at this stage, procreating is a clearly unethical choice. I really feel sympathy for the children of today, their lives will not be great.
Yes, you need to buy a couch to fuck (on)
Let me tell you something: if a man could fuck a woman in a cardboard box, he wouldn't buy a house
-Dave Chappelle
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Just scrolling by, and...
Fucking lol.
He's just upset there isn't a version of Grindr for furniture.
Furnitr
I'm sorry but this is completely unacceptable format for this media.
Can you please put this is a meme format and re-upload it as its own post? This image and caption needs its own safe space to be discussed in detail.
Regards, The world.
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Wait hold on
Tinder is a way to make babies, why would he want people off of Tinder?
Nobody is matching with him :(
Come on, he uses Grindr.
Chaiselongur, he's a man of class and fine leather.
I've had just about enough of this mofo's ridiculous eyeliner...
I see him as a failed unsuccessull jack sparrow wannabe
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We had three, and they all hate you.
Americans To JD Vance: Find something tall and fall from it.
Me to JD: get off my planet and have throat cancer.
Nothing suppresses the procreation instinct quite like JD Vance speaking about procreation.
Edit: Here's an nightmare scenario I unfortunately thought of, and will now share it with everybody. Imagine JD Vance stumping for increasing the birth rate, and watching him awkwardly try to touch pregnant women's bellies while interacting.
You're pregnant? OK. Good.
How far along are you? OK. Good.
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James Donald Bowman is a terrible human being
And I will deadname him every chance I have
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Bold advice from a couch-fucker
Pornhub all the way...no nagging, no baby diapers or teaching nothing.
Your masters want you to breed. Whether you can afford a child or not.
what other useful advice is he giving?
tell poor people to get more money?
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We need to ban sex and genital obsessed religious freaks from being able to effect politics.
fondly remembering the fate of the last politician who told young people to get out and have sex
Get off the couch and stop getting off on the couch, someone should tell this antidei fuck
Does he believe humans can reproduce asexually?
People end up with some truly bizarre beliefs when they're determined to decree what it is that made this country great and so could make it great again, but immediately reject the things that actually did make it great - good wages, progressive taxes and social services.
but most people are on tinder to get off
This American to JD Vance(and other Republicans): stop worrying so much about other people’s bedrooms, it’s the behavior of creeps and pervs.
But what if I don't enjoy having a baby and would rather have a vegetarian meal instead? Not all of us are carnivores.
no breed!! ONLY preg!!
The Glalthian Mining Consortium needs bodies, so get to procreating humans!
What does he think people use Tinder for? Preaching the bible? lmao
Yeah, get moving building the slave class workforce they need to prop up the oligarchy!!
guys don't pile on him. he doesn't know how babies are made because he only fucks couches. for him sex never leads to a baby couch so how would he know. for all he knows babies happen to people randomly, but more likely 9 months after they're out of town.
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