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A Boring Dystopia

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[–] teft@startrek.website 315 points 11 months ago (4 children)
[–] pigup@lemmy.world 73 points 11 months ago (5 children)

Ben stiller played the greatest douchebags

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[–] Littleborat@feddit.de 215 points 11 months ago (10 children)

I have trouble telling what is satire and what isn't.

[–] pensivepangolin@lemmy.world 147 points 11 months ago

I wish this was satire but it’s just weirdly fetishistic propaganda. It’s not even subtle; it’s pathetic.

[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 21 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I was thinking that arm was complete fiction, but apparently ole Jeffro had been working out.

[–] Riccosuave@lemmy.world 61 points 11 months ago (5 children)

It's amazing what you can accomplish with TRT and a personal trainer who is at your beck and call 24/7/365.

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[–] ourob@discuss.tchncs.de 143 points 11 months ago (10 children)

Tony Stark titan of industry

Ooh, that’s going to get under Elon’s skin. I wonder if he’ll challenge Jeff to a cage match for the Tony Stark-wannabe title…

[–] Kalkaline@leminal.space 47 points 11 months ago (2 children)

They're both far too socially oblivious to be Tony Stark.

[–] bestagon@lemmy.world 25 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Not sure Tony Stark embodies social consciousness to me but he’s definitely too self deprecating for either of these two to win the title

[–] Kalkaline@leminal.space 32 points 11 months ago

Tony Stark knows he's being a dick and knows how not to be a dick, he chooses when he's a dick. Bezos and Musk are so far up their own assholes they are clueless to how to be genuinely good people.

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[–] Smoogs@lemmy.world 99 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Can’t really midlife crisis harder than this

[–] phoneymouse@lemmy.world 26 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Dude is living a latent adolescence.

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[–] MrSlicer@lemmy.world 22 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I mean he didn't buy Twitter.

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[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.world 97 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (5 children)

Does using botox make you look like every other woman who uses botox or do only woman who look a certain way use botox?

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[–] MuuuaadDib@lemm.ee 87 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I don't know what else to say but I am exhausted with stupid rich people being in my life. I think the French were on to something....

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 21 points 11 months ago

Fuck the media for glorifying them.

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[–] MuThyme@lemmy.world 74 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (5 children)

All that money and he chooses to turn himself into this instead of a cat girl. Billionaires are idiots.

[–] OurTragicUniverse@kbin.social 28 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Would you respect Jef Bezos more if he was a catgirl?

[–] Deceptichum@kbin.social 57 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Only if he said stuff like

“Do you respect me more meow that I’m like this?”

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[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 69 points 11 months ago (1 children)

content warning that shit.
Almost threw up in my mouth a bit.

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[–] sir_pronoun@lemmy.world 59 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Did vogue really post this?

[–] remotelove@lemmy.ca 31 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Yeah. It's gross. Broke the link to prevent accidental click traffic.

hxxps://www.vogue./c/o/m/article/lauren-sanchez-december-2023-interview-profile

[–] IWantToFuckSpez@kbin.social 36 points 11 months ago (6 children)

Here is the archived link if anyone wants to read it without giving Vogue traffic https://archive.ph/3Qb2R

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[–] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 52 points 11 months ago (7 children)

What is happening with his girl's face ? is she AI-generated

[–] QuodamoresDei@midwest.social 29 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The usual too much sub-par plastic surgery, or maybe she actually wanted to look like that...

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[–] AHorseWithNoNeigh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 47 points 11 months ago (2 children)

What a terrible day to have eyes.

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[–] MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 45 points 11 months ago (12 children)

I don't know, maybe he's a big fan of the Barbie movie (now available on streaming on Amazon Prime videos) and is cosplaying as the Patriarchy. Not even a Ken, but like, the literal personification of the Patriarchy.

Cowboy and cowgirl costumes are fun to wear, but they are just that, costumes. The only acceptable reasons to pretend to be someone you're not on camera is either you get paid for it as your job, or if it is really, really funny.

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[–] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 43 points 11 months ago (4 children)

There is a lot of shit talking going on in this thread, and I support all of it. BUT, I do want to give ol' Jeffy some props for dating someone his own age.

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[–] Coreidan@lemmy.world 42 points 11 months ago

He looks like a chode in that stupid hat.

[–] pythonoob@programming.dev 37 points 11 months ago (2 children)

wtf is wrong with her face?

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 37 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Face settings


Eyes

Eyebrows

Nose

Lips

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Chin

Jaw

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[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 27 points 11 months ago (1 children)

too much plastic surgery, for a guess. looks like her lips are overinflated.

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[–] signor@lemmy.world 27 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Why is it always cowboy and flannels to make them look ‘working class.’

[–] JJROKCZ@lemmy.world 24 points 11 months ago

Because they don’t know what the working class looks like, they just rewatch 80/90s man propaganda and emulate that

[–] MiDaBa@lemmy.ml 27 points 11 months ago

Good luck! The fate of Jumanji is in your hands.

[–] bojiggy@lemmy.world 27 points 11 months ago

Isn't this like cultural appropriation or some shit?

[–] Illuminostro@lemmy.world 26 points 11 months ago (1 children)

He should go on a date wirh Madame Guillotine.

[–] ours@lemmy.world 22 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] MrFappy@lemmy.world 26 points 11 months ago (6 children)

He could have almost any woman he wanted thanks to his wallet, and chose that.

Also, bullshit he’s that beefy.

[–] trias10@lemmy.world 38 points 11 months ago (1 children)

He's been doing nothing but roids the last few years, the transformation has been pretty crazy.

[–] MrFappy@lemmy.world 22 points 11 months ago (3 children)

At least he doesn’t have to worry about the side effects. Odds are good that he already has shrivel dick and an anger problem lol.

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[–] ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 26 points 11 months ago

"Lauren has amazing intuition" says Bezos.

Yeah I bet she fucking does Jeffrey, I bet she does....

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 11 months ago (1 children)

He's not a Tony Stark titan of industry. He's a Lex Luthor titan of industry.

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[–] Gentoo1337@sh.itjust.works 22 points 11 months ago

Chat is this real

[–] FARTYSHARTBLAST@kbin.social 21 points 11 months ago (2 children)

lmao, she looks like someone is stretching her face

[–] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 29 points 11 months ago (4 children)

As someone who has a wife that watches those terrible house wives of... shows it's absolutely sad how they all have all the money anyone could ask for yet do these absolutely horrific botched jobs to themselves and somehow think they look better this way. I have come to 2 possible reasons, 1. Nobody is willing to actually tell them just how awful they look now, or 2. Everyone at that level does actually believe this looks better, but only because it's a status thing? I guess a possible 3rd would be that so many people they surround themselves with look like this so they all believe this is what true beauty is?

It's just crazy to me that anyone would go through all this effort to modify themselves so badly AND pay a ton of money and time to do so. 99% of the time the before always looked wayyyy better.

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[–] Suavevillain@lemmy.world 20 points 11 months ago

I still remember that tweet someone did about slapping him so hard it would sound like a screenshot.

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