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Jeff Bezo is now cosplaying as a working class man. (lemmy.world)

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[-] teft@startrek.website 314 points 7 months ago

Same vibes:

[-] pigup@lemmy.world 73 points 7 months ago

Ben stiller played the greatest douchebags

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[-] Littleborat@feddit.de 215 points 7 months ago

I have trouble telling what is satire and what isn't.

[-] pensivepangolin@lemmy.world 147 points 7 months ago

I wish this was satire but it’s just weirdly fetishistic propaganda. It’s not even subtle; it’s pathetic.

[-] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 21 points 7 months ago

I was thinking that arm was complete fiction, but apparently ole Jeffro had been working out.

[-] Riccosuave@lemmy.world 61 points 7 months ago

It's amazing what you can accomplish with TRT and a personal trainer who is at your beck and call 24/7/365.

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[-] ourob@discuss.tchncs.de 143 points 7 months ago

Tony Stark titan of industry

Ooh, that’s going to get under Elon’s skin. I wonder if he’ll challenge Jeff to a cage match for the Tony Stark-wannabe title…

[-] Kalkaline@leminal.space 47 points 7 months ago

They're both far too socially oblivious to be Tony Stark.

[-] bestagon@lemmy.world 25 points 7 months ago

Not sure Tony Stark embodies social consciousness to me but he’s definitely too self deprecating for either of these two to win the title

[-] Kalkaline@leminal.space 32 points 7 months ago

Tony Stark knows he's being a dick and knows how not to be a dick, he chooses when he's a dick. Bezos and Musk are so far up their own assholes they are clueless to how to be genuinely good people.

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[-] Smoogs@lemmy.world 99 points 7 months ago

Can’t really midlife crisis harder than this

[-] phoneymouse@lemmy.world 26 points 7 months ago

Dude is living a latent adolescence.

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[-] MrSlicer@lemmy.world 22 points 7 months ago

I mean he didn't buy Twitter.

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[-] Daft_ish@lemmy.world 97 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Does using botox make you look like every other woman who uses botox or do only woman who look a certain way use botox?

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[-] MuuuaadDib@lemm.ee 87 points 7 months ago

I don't know what else to say but I am exhausted with stupid rich people being in my life. I think the French were on to something....

[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 21 points 7 months ago

Fuck the media for glorifying them.

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[-] MuThyme@lemmy.world 74 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

All that money and he chooses to turn himself into this instead of a cat girl. Billionaires are idiots.

[-] OurTragicUniverse@kbin.social 28 points 7 months ago

Would you respect Jef Bezos more if he was a catgirl?

[-] Deceptichum@kbin.social 57 points 7 months ago

Only if he said stuff like

“Do you respect me more meow that I’m like this?”

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[-] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 69 points 7 months ago

content warning that shit.
Almost threw up in my mouth a bit.

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[-] sir_pronoun@lemmy.world 59 points 7 months ago

Did vogue really post this?

[-] remotelove@lemmy.ca 31 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Yeah. It's gross. Broke the link to prevent accidental click traffic.

hxxps://www.vogue./c/o/m/article/lauren-sanchez-december-2023-interview-profile

[-] IWantToFuckSpez@kbin.social 36 points 7 months ago

Here is the archived link if anyone wants to read it without giving Vogue traffic https://archive.ph/3Qb2R

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[-] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 52 points 7 months ago

What is happening with his girl's face ? is she AI-generated

[-] QuodamoresDei@midwest.social 29 points 7 months ago

The usual too much sub-par plastic surgery, or maybe she actually wanted to look like that...

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[-] AHorseWithNoNeigh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 47 points 7 months ago

What a terrible day to have eyes.

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[-] MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 45 points 7 months ago

I don't know, maybe he's a big fan of the Barbie movie (now available on streaming on Amazon Prime videos) and is cosplaying as the Patriarchy. Not even a Ken, but like, the literal personification of the Patriarchy.

Cowboy and cowgirl costumes are fun to wear, but they are just that, costumes. The only acceptable reasons to pretend to be someone you're not on camera is either you get paid for it as your job, or if it is really, really funny.

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[-] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 43 points 7 months ago

There is a lot of shit talking going on in this thread, and I support all of it. BUT, I do want to give ol' Jeffy some props for dating someone his own age.

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[-] Coreidan@lemmy.world 42 points 7 months ago

He looks like a chode in that stupid hat.

[-] pythonoob@programming.dev 37 points 7 months ago

wtf is wrong with her face?

[-] Zozano@aussie.zone 37 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Face settings

Eyes

Eyebrows

Nose

Lips

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Chin

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[-] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 27 points 7 months ago

too much plastic surgery, for a guess. looks like her lips are overinflated.

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[-] signor@lemmy.world 27 points 7 months ago

Why is it always cowboy and flannels to make them look ‘working class.’

[-] JJROKCZ@lemmy.world 24 points 7 months ago

Because they don’t know what the working class looks like, they just rewatch 80/90s man propaganda and emulate that

[-] MiDaBa@lemmy.ml 27 points 7 months ago

Good luck! The fate of Jumanji is in your hands.

[-] bojiggy@lemmy.world 27 points 7 months ago

Isn't this like cultural appropriation or some shit?

[-] Illuminostro@lemmy.world 26 points 7 months ago

He should go on a date wirh Madame Guillotine.

[-] ours@lemmy.world 22 points 7 months ago

She does give great head.

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[-] MrFappy@lemmy.world 26 points 7 months ago

He could have almost any woman he wanted thanks to his wallet, and chose that.

Also, bullshit he’s that beefy.

[-] trias10@lemmy.world 38 points 7 months ago

He's been doing nothing but roids the last few years, the transformation has been pretty crazy.

[-] MrFappy@lemmy.world 22 points 7 months ago

At least he doesn’t have to worry about the side effects. Odds are good that he already has shrivel dick and an anger problem lol.

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[-] ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 26 points 7 months ago

"Lauren has amazing intuition" says Bezos.

Yeah I bet she fucking does Jeffrey, I bet she does....

[-] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 7 months ago

He's not a Tony Stark titan of industry. He's a Lex Luthor titan of industry.

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[-] Gentoo1337@sh.itjust.works 22 points 7 months ago

Chat is this real

[-] FARTYSHARTBLAST@kbin.social 21 points 7 months ago

lmao, she looks like someone is stretching her face

[-] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 29 points 7 months ago

As someone who has a wife that watches those terrible house wives of... shows it's absolutely sad how they all have all the money anyone could ask for yet do these absolutely horrific botched jobs to themselves and somehow think they look better this way. I have come to 2 possible reasons, 1. Nobody is willing to actually tell them just how awful they look now, or 2. Everyone at that level does actually believe this looks better, but only because it's a status thing? I guess a possible 3rd would be that so many people they surround themselves with look like this so they all believe this is what true beauty is?

It's just crazy to me that anyone would go through all this effort to modify themselves so badly AND pay a ton of money and time to do so. 99% of the time the before always looked wayyyy better.

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[-] Suavevillain@lemmy.world 20 points 7 months ago

I still remember that tweet someone did about slapping him so hard it would sound like a screenshot.

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