Someone call a bomb squad. There are a bunch of terrorist bombs disguised as tesla cars in parking lots. I heard it's complicated to defuse, so I think we should just conduct a controlled detonation on these obvious terrorist cars. 😏
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Tesla’s Cybertruck is a big silver sales flop and that’s given the company several problems, including working out what to do with all the electric pickups it can’t sell.
Yes. That's how you start a swastidumpster article.
But using the land for ~~vehicle~~ dumpster storage is against city code. 😂
Yet people are still buying them. Maybe one or two every other month, but there are still people buying them. I really do miss PSA's. This would be a good opportunity for one. "Kids, always remember to punch a Nazi and flip their trucks. Geeee IIII JOOEEEE!!!"
You know who's buying them, right? The PSAs would just make them want them more.
I'll offer $15,000 firm. They won't get a better offer.
Give them to homeless people as shelter and give them a charging spot.
Why would they want a "shelter" that leaks and randomly catches on fire?
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Take possession. Tada!
Everyone involved in that business are shit at business through and through