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Wildlife officials say the duck is protected by federal law and can be removed, but only by humane methods.

Neighbors say they are trying to keep their distance from the unfriendly duck.

IDK why but that lest sentence sent me rolling

[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 month ago

The long awaited sequel to Untitled Goose Game?

[–] nesc@lemmy.cafe 6 points 1 month ago

It's a duck, just wear glasses + gloves and catch it, wtf. 😺

[–] Arghblarg@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago
[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

And there was an asshole trying to argue that a goose was an easy fight in a thread a few days ago

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago

Oh no! Hide everyone, it's the duck!!

[–] Hirom@beehaw.org 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Is Cape Coral wetland?

It sounds like people built over a wetland area, and are now complaining about water birds coming info their neighbourhood.