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[–] DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org 54 points 2 months ago

Please, my wifi, she's pregnant

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 25 points 2 months ago (2 children)

One metro line in my city has signs like these:

And I don't understand why anyone should have a seat if they're being attacked by a baby. They need to get away from that monster ASAP.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Attacked? I thought the baby was just dancing. Which is gross because who wants a lapdance from a baby?

[–] scutiger@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Looks more like tapdancing to me

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

But I would want a seat if I have a lunch-tray in my lap.

[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I hate that they use a cane/crutch...

Lots of people look perfectly healthy but can't handle standing still for long.

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 4 points 2 months ago

Okay, then what pictogram do you use to show a person who looks perfectly healthy, does not have a cane or crutch, but also can't stand for a long time?

Like just use your brain please, think just one step further before writing a comment. I swear the comments on lemmy are so brainless all the time. Nobody ever thinks for even just a second before writing their comment.

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

What's an immediately identifiable way to convey that? I suppose the hidden disability sunflower, but that assumes you know what it means.

Edit: I just realized the cane could be referring to old people in general.

[–] mutual_ayed@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago

Cruelty is the point

[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 5 points 2 months ago

See the anti vaccines folks are right! That baby has become wifi! Soon it will be 7G!

[–] Tailz@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

What do you mean I need a certain seat after swallowing some radioactive ore?