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People keep telling me that the drainage holes on planters are not there to drain me, but the soil. But that's totally nonsensical. I mean, if the soil needs to be drained, why water it in the first place?
Anyway, how does one get their dick unstuck from a particularly sexy terracotta planter?
Where I am from, they're for bats
I'm personally trying to create some weird sexually transmitted covid thingy to wipe out the rest of the anti-vax idiots and conservatives in general
That won't work, even if you're able to make some super strong megabug, the anti-vaxxers will just put a drop of essential oil under the tongue and inject a gallon of bull urine into their veins, and be instantly cured
Their knowledge of natural medicine is simply too advanced and powerful
Damn birds taking away all our fun
That's the internet I love: educational.
Are you saying these are drone charging stations?
No they charge on the power lines, the sex houses are so they can protect their electronics from the rain
I mean I guess they can also be used for birds. Just maybe not at the same time.
TIL: Birds have really girthy dicks for their body size.
Sometimes they're corkscrew-shaped.
The dude's avatar is killing me.
if they are for birds, how are they supposed to put their meat in the hole when all they've got is a roast beef sammy?
more wholesome than holesome