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Word Avalanche: Gym rules state no bragging about weight loss unless 1/16th of a pound or more is shedded (lemm.ee)
submitted 10 months ago by TWeaK@lemm.ee to c/humor@beehaw.org
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An ounce meant a loud announcement allowed

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[โ€“] Pons_Aelius@kbin.social 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Weigh self.

Go the toilet and take a dump.

Reweigh...Whooohoo!!! Weight loss!!

[โ€“] apis@beehaw.org 1 points 10 months ago

Gonna guess that people who brag about weight loss of under an ounce weigh everything that goes in & everything that goes out!