(all "punishments" are actually rewards)
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I have to admit I'm stumped on this one. I hear that puppies hate vacuum cleaners, so maybe stick a dildo on a roomba and see where that goes.
so maybe stick a dildo on a roomba and see where that goes.
I genuinely can't tell if this is a deliberate double entendre or not...
That's for catgirls, i don't think puppy girls sit on roombas.
This is hilarious out of context
What in tarnation
If the punishment doesn't turn them on, what is even the point of doing the roleplay? 🤨
Hey, it's illegal for a greentext to be this real.
Real and ... straight? No, doesn't work.
Gay: they're both women
Fake: women on 4chan
Isn't it obvious?
A rolled up newspaper.
What you do with it is up to you. Or up them, I guess.
Spray bottle
Rub her noes in it.
Reverse puppygirl hypno videos
Have you heard of "Leopold's apple"?
It’s all about that 1-day blinding stew
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good puppy
wet towel