They look like a whole gang of undercover Cops
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Like a pack of lieutenants that were told to dress casual so nobody sees a bunch of military uniforms on a flight to a secret location. Calm down guys. Nobody is confused about the 6 flat tops in pastel polos and these shorts flying to Arizona.
That was the original context of the post, plain clothes cops at a festival looking for drugs or whatever
Hey bro you got the drugs man? Lemme see the drugs!
The guy in the middle has pulled up black socks and brown shoes. That has to be a cop
Not so undercover, they have a don't step on snek flag.
They used to come in our college bar and were pathetically obvious.
meanwhile on the other side of the camera
What is this, a denim convention?
it's hilarious how people rail against school uniforms, and then
Bottom photo is a gaggle of Han Solos.
i've seen stupider trends catch on and go rampant
School uniforms are just the norm in Australia so can't relate.
Remember kids, if you are ever approached by someone suggesting you engage in criminal acts to look at their shoes. Undercovers are frequently wearing shoes that are polished and don’t quite fit the aesthetic.
Every single one of them has at one point bought cases of beer then tried to sell them individually at a markup out of the back of their truck.
Shiiii..
It's not the fit that'll kill the acquit. It's the douche of bag that causes red flags
It looks like a few douchebag Chads along with a few guys that have no idea how to handle a public setting, so they are mimicking said douchebag Chads.
It's a photo of undercover law enforcement officers lol
Dry rubbed and smoked to perfection!
I wonder if their meet up info specified they had to wear the exact same length of shorts? You gotta show some knee boys, but don't get too slutty and flash too much thigh. Or maybe that's just the preferred length of shorts for dudes who have obviously never done a legs day in their entire lives?
Pretty much every pair of shorts that aren't either running or swim shorts are that length. The tapered fit is definitely an aesthetic choice though.
what flag is this? is it a kind of germany flag?