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[–] RobotFK@lemmy.blahaj.zone 77 points 1 month ago (4 children)

They look like a whole gang of undercover Cops

[–] Gustephan@lemmy.world 31 points 1 month ago

Like a pack of lieutenants that were told to dress casual so nobody sees a bunch of military uniforms on a flight to a secret location. Calm down guys. Nobody is confused about the 6 flat tops in pastel polos and these shorts flying to Arizona.

[–] cdf12345@lemm.ee 26 points 1 month ago (2 children)

That was the original context of the post, plain clothes cops at a festival looking for drugs or whatever

[–] VirgilMastercard@reddthat.com 11 points 1 month ago

Hey bro you got the drugs man? Lemme see the drugs!

[–] QuoVadisHomines@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago

The guy in the middle has pulled up black socks and brown shoes. That has to be a cop

[–] nokturne213@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 month ago

Not so undercover, they have a don't step on snek flag.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

They used to come in our college bar and were pathetically obvious.

[–] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 62 points 1 month ago (1 children)

meanwhile on the other side of the camera

[–] princessnorah@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What is this, a denim convention?

[–] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

it's hilarious how people rail against school uniforms, and then

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Bottom photo is a gaggle of Han Solos.

[–] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago

i've seen stupider trends catch on and go rampant

[–] princessnorah@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago

School uniforms are just the norm in Australia so can't relate.

[–] QuoVadisHomines@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 month ago

Remember kids, if you are ever approached by someone suggesting you engage in criminal acts to look at their shoes. Undercovers are frequently wearing shoes that are polished and don’t quite fit the aesthetic.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

Every single one of them has at one point bought cases of beer then tried to sell them individually at a markup out of the back of their truck.

[–] toofpic@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

It's not the fit that'll kill the acquit. It's the douche of bag that causes red flags

[–] zod000@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It looks like a few douchebag Chads along with a few guys that have no idea how to handle a public setting, so they are mimicking said douchebag Chads.

[–] theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

It's a photo of undercover law enforcement officers lol

[–] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Dry rubbed and smoked to perfection!

[–] TranscendentalEmpire@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I wonder if their meet up info specified they had to wear the exact same length of shorts? You gotta show some knee boys, but don't get too slutty and flash too much thigh. Or maybe that's just the preferred length of shorts for dudes who have obviously never done a legs day in their entire lives?

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 month ago

Pretty much every pair of shorts that aren't either running or swim shorts are that length. The tapered fit is definitely an aesthetic choice though.

[–] not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 month ago

what flag is this? is it a kind of germany flag?