this post was submitted on 08 Jun 2025
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[–] Voroxpete@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)

What unholy AI bullshit is that cover image? If your butthole looks like that you're problems aren't in the future, they're right now.

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 3 points 8 hours ago

From my colonoscopy, it kinda looks like that deeeper in there - not as tightly packed, but wavy filaments, sure

[–] reagansrottencorpse@lemmy.ml 2 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

Looks kinda reminiscent of a tardigrade..opening

[–] ZoDoneRightNow@kbin.earth 15 points 1 day ago

It gets better: niplomancy

[–] tunetardis@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 day ago

I know someone who's going in for a colonoscopy. Maybe they can get the two-for-one package with a reading tossed in?

[–] acidbattery@sopuli.xyz 13 points 1 day ago

$$ Monetize your fetish $$

[–] danekrae@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

Shai-Hulud!

[–] mad_lentil@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago

I could do this with my eyes closed

[–] Zerush@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 day ago

In some border controls they also know your future with Anomancy

What kind of shitty stories are you trying to read?