You forgot "pet my cat" and "feed my cat" and "cuddle with my cat" and "tell my cat that they already have food and won't be getting any more" and "feed my cat again".

[–] katze@lemmy.cafe 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I rather sing songs about my cat.

[–] vox@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Are you implying that there are pet owners that don't have theme songs about each of their pets?

[–] katze@lemmy.cafe 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

There are bad people out there 😫

[–] MyNameIsRichard@lemmy.ml 0 points 2 months ago

Also people who don't want to torture their cats

[–] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Nap with cat is the best time.

Kitten has been grumpy though because my mother's cat was here and so all naps were with her (since the bedroom is the only place to keep her alone from kitten) and so kitten is salty there were no naps and now won't...nap. She's a dingus. I love her!

[–] kokesh@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Post pictures of my cat is missing

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

They'll do that later, to maintain the illusion that they were swamped

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

did you hack my calendar!?

[–] KingGordon@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

I feel so seen here.