Dad Jokes

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submitted 2 days ago by Patnou@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] PurpleGameBoy@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

What

[–] HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 33 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What's the most musical vegetable?

A beet.

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

And beans are the most musical fruit.

[–] cjoll4@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The more you eat, the more you toot. 🎺

[–] 200ok@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The more you toot, the better you feel!

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

Beans! Beans! For every meal!

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Obviously childless.

[–] ZDL@lazysoci.al 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I must confess to requiring assistance here.

[–] 200ok@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

🥁🪇

Edit: I don't know either