That's odd, I don't see Shelly.
this post was submitted on 18 Nov 2023
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you dont get to just meet shelly! your levels must be checked, you gotta get rid of those thetans or youll contaminate whats left of her!
She dead
Nah, she just developed a... Sudden and acute case of agoraphobia
Great, now we're going to get sued.
Sued? .... we probably have agents all over the site now and this place is going to turn into a recruitment service
All Hail Mother Hubbard and Xenu!
i feel like 'federaction' would get a lot of traction in the marketing of the federation.. but then.. maybe they killed and ate all the marketers. it was a somewhat utopian society after all
/handy
You never know.
Wait is using "/handy" as a shorthand for Deep Thoughts with Jack Handy... Is that a thing?
yes, i made it a thing. thank you for noticing!
Well gosh darn it. I like it.
We live in the darkest timeline.
No we don't .... the timeline just never changed ... it's always been dark
reality's default setting; dark
oops, its in the kernel only set at runtime, sorry!